Who Else Wants CBS to Spinoff Two and a Half Men Without Sheen?

It’s official, on Monday TMZ reported that Charlie Sheen was fired by Warner Bros. Television. A source at Warner Bros. says no decision has been made on whether Two and a Half Men will come back without Charlie Sheen. Tens of millions of dollars are on the table, and CBS/Warner Bros. Executives (and fans too) want a solution.

Everyone is asking… Can CBS spin off 2 1/2 Men without Sheen? I say yes, and here’s how they can do it!

Rock n Roller Venice Chiropractor Los Angeles2 1/2 Men series spin off should be filmed in Venice Beach, California

Alan comes home from work.
Charlie is gone.
Furniture is gone.
There’s a note.
“Moved to Columbia… ”
In desperation, Alan calls his former chiropractic college buddy in (Venice Beach) Los Angeles, California.
Alan finagles a way for him and Jake move from Malibu to Venice Beach, home of weirdos and freaks, hilarity ensues.

WTF?!

Remember, Two and a Half Men was a series about a hedonistic jingle writer’s (Charlie) free-wheeling life coming to an abrupt halt when his chiropractor brother (Alan Harper) and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house in Malibu.

I’ll even share the opening for free… Alan comes home from another dejected day in his mediocre life to discover that the locks on Charlie’s house have been changed. There’s a note from Charlie that reads “Dear Alan, House and furniture sold, have moved to Columbia.”

Alan is suddenly homeless! Being the scheming cheap ass that he is, he has the bright idea to make a collect call to his old chiropractic college roommate, former Hollywood rock and roller, and successful Los Angeles chiropractor, Michael Dorausch.

Dorausch just happens to live in a beach-front home in Venice Beach, a short drive away from Charlies place in Malibu. Venice California, the city of weirdos and freaks (Lindsey Lohan lives here), welcomes it’s newest resident.

Winning!

Comments

  1. Shameless self promotion while trying to weasel your way into a multimillion dollar acting career.

    I love it! Good luck with the new endeavor. =)

  2. i can see it.. =)

    too bad they got Rob Lowe to play Charlie’s part now.

  3. @Tim Biden HAHA, I don’t need the acting career, I’ll be happy with a check for the idea. 😀

  4. @stephen l plunkett Yeah, stealing my thunder.

  5. THE OTHER ACTORS ON THE SHOW SHOULD NOT BE PENALISED
    BECAUSE CS HAS CHOSEN TO GO OVER THE EDGE. FIND A
    STORY LINE THAT WILL WORK WITH A LEAD THAT THAT IS
    BELIEVABLE IN THE ROLE AND CONTINUE THE SHOW.

  6. Haha … would have to tune in Mike. Go for the acting career … $2m/episode 🙂

  7. @jo ann I agree with you there.

    @Jeff Quipp I’ll do it for $1m/episode 😀

  8. LOL, love it! Go for it, man. You’d be a great costar, no doubt!

  9. @DazzlinDonna Haha, thanks! I don’t plan on changing my career anytime soon. 🙂

  10. LOL
    Great laugh! This put a smile on my face, thanks.
    Don’t rule out having some other play Sheen’s part. Lame, I know, but we are dealing with profit minded corporate execs here. But, I like your idea too.

  11. Thanks Joseph. No idea what execs will do but I’d bet they’ll do something. Too much money on the table to just scrap the whole thing. Two an a Half Men spin off or Sheen replacement, time will tell.